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Welcome all to the Piping Unlimited Funeral home! We have great funeral packages available to meet your needs! We put the fun in funeral! Would you like
our special package complete with Amazing Grace played really off key by a fat piper, Taps played by a depressed bugler in F minor, and a twenty-one gun
salute with the guns pointing where ever they feel like it! Also, be sure to get our bond fire graveside service and have that horrible book of piping
scales burnt to crisps since that's what killed your loved one anyway. What do you think? The grieving piper says, "It sounds better than sex on a Saturday
night!" Give me the whole package! Let's go grave diggin!"
Oh, Mr. MacClain, what would you like your wife's toombstone to say? "She was a horrible piper, but man she kicked butt in bed!"